How do you split your tongue?

i have a hole big enough to fit fishing wire through from back when i had a tongue piercing. is there any other ways how do you do it and how long does it takeHow do you split your tongue?
1 - slittin - LOTS of blood where someone trained will get a scapel and cut your tongue in half


2 - cortorisin - burn the split in which means no bleeding but still alot of pain


3 - laser - professional oral doctor can do, most expensive but the quickest/less painful/ no bleedin


4 - string - where they put a string through the piercing and tie it to cut off blood supply but this can take weeks and months, probly the most annoying and painful way to do itHow do you split your tongue?
Hey, I'm going to have my tongue split, and when I was first researching it, I found this really helpful.


http://www.bmezine.com/tsplitfaq.txt
Hi,





Tongue bifurcation (splitting) is, not necessarily a surgical procedure. Self modifiers often choose to achieve a split by gradually tightening nylon bindings inserted through an existing tongue piercing over a long period of time. This method is long and requires a high pain tolerance. It is not rare that some of the inner area grows back while healing.





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